May 2013
jimbertimber:
coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag
haemus:
skittlesndrpepper:
craigmothertucker:
so my 16 year old brother made himself a balloon son and kept a photo album of their day together here it is
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you my boyfriend and his outstanding level of maturity.
I want to have a bf just like that
owlcitymordred:
stagdoeandfawn:
catully:
brigwife:
latitudeoctopus:
brigwife:
wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america???
Wait what? Then what do they use?
they don’t have a word
what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they??
the fuck is a fortnight
It’s a word for ‘two weeks’
2012: slutty 12 year olds
2016: slutty 10 year olds
2020: slutty 6 year olds
2025: slutty 3 year olds
2030: slutty 1 year olds
2035: slutty fetuses
mywickedway:
i hope the people who grade my essays don’t laugh at me
all-hail-the-moffinator:
sackville-baggins:
sackville-baggins:
Maybe this time when I read Order of the Phoenix Sirius won’t die
He died.
I read somewhere that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over again and expecting different results.
tequila-and-boys:
j-moriarty:
llane:
Nowhere in the 10 commandments does it say “Do Not Rape” yet the 5th Satanic Rule Of The Earth is “Do not make sexual advances unless given the mating signal.” Go ahead and just let that sink in.
satan: 1 god: 0
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